Buddhism teaches that suffering is caused by our own attachment to the world. I want to update this by noting that suffering is in fact caused by our attachment to the word, more specifically, Microsoft Word. Even more specificaly, Microsoft Word attachments in email. And so, thinking of your enlightenment like any Bodhisattva should, I present you with Tristan Miller's "Please don't send me Microsoft Word attachments."
Live long and prosper, Open Office.